I am the Voice of God, I am the Metatron
Today we will talk about
ANGELS
Angels if they are not dancing on heads of pins they are bitching about the angels that were off having sex with humans and it not being right that god punishing the innocent ones by removing their dicks ....................
And it came to pass, when men began to multiply on the face of the earth, and daughters were born unto them, That the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose. And the LORD said, My spirit shall not always strive with man, for that he also is flesh: yet his days shall be an hundred and twenty years. There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown. And GOD saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually. And it repented the LORD that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart.
No one would ever want to meet the shouters...eg: Seraphim (singular "Seraph"), mentioned in Isaiah 6:1-7 are the highest angelic class and serve as the caretakers of God's throne and continuously shout praises:
And it came to pass, when men began to multiply on the face of the earth, and daughters were born unto them, That the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose. And the LORD said, My spirit shall not always strive with man, for that he also is flesh: yet his days shall be an hundred and twenty years. There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown. And GOD saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually. And it repented the LORD that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart.
And they are so stuck on class!!!
Want to know some of the highest?
OK I will give you three types
Seraphim
No one would ever want to meet the shouters...eg: Seraphim (singular "Seraph"), mentioned in Isaiah 6:1-7 are the highest angelic class and serve as the caretakers of God's throne and continuously shout praises:
"HOLY, HOLY, HOLY is the Lord of hosts; the whole earth is full of his glory! ..........you have to wonder how they ever pissed god off so much to give them that job.
Now if you can't stand the idea of shouting till the end of time how about being a wheel? HMG just what the heck were the bible writers smoking?
The Ophanim Wheels, also known as Thrones, from the vision of are unusual looking even compared to the other celestial beings; They appear as a wheel-within-a-wheel, their rims covered with hundreds of eyes.
Smoking I think someone has been sniffing white powder to think up: Cherubim
Now if you can't stand the idea of shouting till the end of time how about being a wheel? HMG just what the heck were the bible writers smoking?
Ophanim
The Ophanim Wheels, also known as Thrones, from the vision of are unusual looking even compared to the other celestial beings; They appear as a wheel-within-a-wheel, their rims covered with hundreds of eyes.
Smoking I think someone has been sniffing white powder to think up: Cherubim
Cherubim
Cherubim have four faces: one of each a man, an ox, lion, and an eagle. They have four conjoined wings covered with eyes, a lion's body figure, and they have ox's feet.
Sigh .................. and this is just the first sphere
People say I poke fun at religion, who me?
Nah I don't think I need to as no way I can make it sound funnier than it already is .................
I am the Voice of God, I am the Metatron a cynical and sarcastic look at religion where Gods and Demons can be treated with less respect than the Easter Bunny and not just because the latter brings chocolate and the former death and destruction but that is at least one good reason!
Metatron from the Greek after and throne taken together as "one who serves behind the throne" or "one who occupies the throne next to the throne of glory" and yes it is a real word.
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FANGS RULE
A self help guide by Amy Mah (Vampire) for teenage vampire girls, the guide is fully illustrated by manga Artist Heby and is written in an easy to follow A - Z format explaining everything a teenage vampire girl would need to know about living life as a modern Vampire. What is fashionable to wear when eating out? Fang maintenance & how to keep your claws sharp. Should you let a boy bite you on the first date? Easy to understand clear advice is given to every day problems Example: When you get an urge to bite: We all get those normal urges to bite things, and I must point out it is very normal, Claws are all well and good in a fight but a bite gives the extra advantage of getting a refreshing drink at the same time. Lots of girls worry about showing their Fangs in public believing that to show your fangs is rude, but don't be shy they can be a girls greatest asset (ok second greatest asset) if a boy is being rude to you, don't just snarl at him, just bite him! You are a vampire why do you think you have sharp teeth if not for sinking them into a boy that is being rude to you.
VAMPIRE
Today's world is difficult for everyone, especially teenagers. They face the stresses of school, deciding whom to date, and the biggie of sex, just to name a few. Imagine all of those things ten times worse, and you might get an idea of what it's like being a living, breathing teenage vampire. At last, the world can read about the life of a girl with good teeth, her problems with strong sunlight that gave her spots, and the sunblock that made her hair go yucky and produced more spots. Yes, sunlight was dangerous, as she could be the first teenager in history to die from terminal acne! In her everyday life, older vampires expected her to walk about at night in the traditional female uniform, a see-through, 18th-century nightdress, without undies! Well, this female vampire knew why the cold winds blowing along the corridors were called, "male winds," so she wore her see-through nightdress over jeans and a very thick jumper. To be sure that people would still know she was a vampire, the jumper had a very large, pink bat on it. And as to guys, well, it was normal for a girl to dream about guys; she just wished the dreams could have involved chocolates and holding hands, not leaping out at someone, ripping off his shirt, and demanding to know what blood type he was (at least not on the first date).
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